Lot's of different pics of this sign.

Lot's of different pics of this sign.
"I don't make hell for nobody. I'm only the instrument of a laughing providence. Sometimes I don't like it myself, but I couldn't help it if I was born smart."

1st Sgt. Milton Anthony Warden.
"From here to Eternity"

Paul Valery

"You are in love with intelligence, until it frightens you. For your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."

The Wisdom of the Ages

"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Friday, October 10, 2008

This Woman is a Nut-fudge... with apologies to actual nut-fudge

You had to know who I was talking about even without the illustration.
Even Conservatives recognize that their warrior princess is being scrutinized by people who don't like her (what assholes!) - and that she's not coming up roses either.

Bill Ayers... What?
I worked with Bill Ayers.
Yuhas Millwork, Helena, Montana. 1980ish.
Now that I think about it, my Bill Ayers might have been a bit young and more than a bit "rural Montana" to have been a "Weatherman".
But still, it's an association.
Speaking of which, let's check out "Church Lady's" Christmas card list.
Joe Vogler
Alaska secession... There's a poser.
All those rugged individualists up there in the frozen north, even though their vacation wonderland is consistently in the top six of "States on the Federal Tit", they reckon they'll just take their "vast natural resources" and set up their own country.
How do these people know to come in from the rain?
Now Sarah's hubby, Todd ("I don't need to come in out of the rain - I've got raingear") Palin belonged to to the "Alaska Independence Party" founded by the above mentioned dickweed.
Had this been a conventional "party"; with hats and noise-makers, maybe a clown then old Todd wouldn't be looking like such a nitwit.
But really, Alaska, independent?

"Help, America. Putin says the North Slope belongs to him. Says Seward paid too little for this giant hunk of ground. Says he got fucked. He's got warships stationed off the coast and damn! We forgot to get ourselves a navy."

Hypothetical quote from an equally-hypothetical "Alaska Nation's" Philosopher King, two weeks into his reign.

Oh yeah. That's got success written all over it.

Fear not.
The Jeffrey Dahmer rule still applies.
"The system may not be just - but the universe is."
Joe Vogler was murdered (by a "true American" can I say that?) in 1993.
Don't waste time mourning. The idiot was 80. Besides, had he been stillborn the world would have been a better place.
You can sure pick 'em, Todd.
Now, I've been a "Christer", still am. I've just got a major problem with many of "God's Wonderful People".
I hate to validate the atheists but these folks really drive folks away from any kind of relationship with God. Big time.

"But I would have you know that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God"

I Corinthians, 11:3

Okay, there it is. Straight from the pen (likely dictated) of the most misogynist, straight-laced fuckhead the late Roman world produced.
The Apostle Paul.
However, the Pauline Epistles comprise the virtual framework of modern Christianity (even that of the Palins - one could gather), so... again, there it is.
Todd, some free advice: It's time to get out of the Barcolounger and get Mama home to cook you some dinner, damn it!
And Todd, go to college. Really, if your impaired spouse actually gets into a position of power, you're going to be left in the shade. The dummy with the union job with BP.
Nobody wants that.
Besides, the little woman's sporting nothing but a Journalism degree from the University of Idaho; gotten through a circuitous route rivaling even my own.
She's not a big gun.
Maybe she gives a mean blow-job but still...
You could just rein the bitch in and get on with your heavily subsidized life.
Really, you get all that Alaska "Money for Breathing" that all "natives", and anyone who's spent more than an airline layover there receive, right?
Meanwhile we, the part of the country that's not a dependant, have shitcanned the Tongass National Forest, the last remaining first-growth Sitka Spruce in the world so that Alaskans can have jobs (a few hundred?) and Japan can transform the best aircraft/musical instrument wood in existence into paper towels.
The taxpayers down here in the part of the country where most of the work takes place have led you rugged types by the hand through what we consider "the real world" long enough.
Time to grow a backbone.
Really, Todd. Get yourself some schoolhousin'.
The "Man of the House" might just be getting her sweet ass in a crack.
She's likely to need "mature" guidance.
That could be you.
I have faith.


culpeper said...

Alaska? Is that somewhere near Russia?

I have to admit. Mr. Palin would be a hard to adjust move for him. But lets give Mrs. Palin and fair and balanced view here. To put into perspective, Senator Biden actually said this to Katie Couric. What I'm trying to show is that they all don't have a clue.

Senator Biden: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

The truth: FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed and people weren't watching a president on television for nearly 40 years later.

But there's more.

From the VP debate itself:

Senator Biden: "Look, all you have to do is go down Union Street with me in Wilmington or go to Katie's restaurant or walk into Home Depot with me where I spend a lot of time, and you ask anybody in there whether or not the economic and foreign policy of this administration has made them better off in the last eight years."

Fact: Katie's Restaurant closed 20 years ago.

Sentator Biden: "When we kicked -- along with France -- we kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon."

We, nor France for that matter, kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon. It was the other way around. Basically in a shortest amount of words, they [Hezbollah] bombed the shit out the USMC as well as the French Foreign Legion during simultaneous attacks that ended up with the USA and France being kicked out of Lebanon.

I don't know, Dan. Seems like Palin and Biden are about even when it comes to not knowing anything. At least Palin has an excuse. She's been in Alaska all her life. Biden has been in Washington.

All I know is that this has be one of the most fucked up options the American people have ever been forced to choose from. I would have Palin on the button before Biden. At least Palin has several years to get that stupid. Biden is liable to recommend pushing the button because it something reminds him of the time Egypt destroyed the entire Israeli air force on the ground during the first day of The Six Day War. At least Palin would have never heard of the Six Day War. :)

Seriously, if Biden was this stupid where I worked he would be fired. And I work for the government.

Oliver Hart-Parr said...

My understanding is that Russia is so close that everyone in Alaska, in addition to being given a handout for getting out of bed (or staying in bed for that matter), can be considered a foreign policy expert.
Biden isn't stupid. He'd suck majorly at Trivial Pursuit if his grasp of history was as dim as it appears.
The TV/Roosevelt thing was a slip of the lip.
I'll fully acknowledge some arrogance and more than a little long-windedness.
Sarah, when (gently) pressed couldn't name one newspaper or magazine that she reads.
I see that as mind-numbingly provincial and we've just about run out our string on folksie, shoot-from-the-hip "Outsiders".
We need someone smart.
My problem with McCain's arm-candy is the incredible cynicism of her selection.
As I've stated before, Rove's fingerprints are all over this and she needs to be shit-canned for no other reason.
Not to mention her dim-bulb hubby "pretending" to be governor when he's not elected.
Besides, McCain may not make it (there's that cynicism again) and, as president, she'd be a disaster that would make little George look like the elder statesman.
Obama's not likely to die in office unless all the racist morons get their wish.
Maybe fear of Biden will keep him safe.
The real job of the VP is to go to parties and fill in in case of an emergency.
The Vice was never intended to be the de facto, foreign policy president like the Spawn of Satan Cheney became.
Where's an assassin's bullet when we need one.

Assrot said...

Dang Oliver. All this talk of tongue ass and blow jobs and sweet ass crack sounds like you're a little jealous.

Why not stop by the Palin mansion and show old Todd how it's done? Give Sarahcuda the old high and hard one and see how she holds up.

It might be just what she needs. There is no doubt that it's what Hillary needs.



Assrot said...


Oliver Hart-Parr said...

Joe, you dog...
As we used to say back in the Canoe Club:
"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick".

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