"I don't make hell for nobody. I'm only the instrument of a laughing providence. Sometimes I don't like it myself, but I couldn't help it if I was born smart."

1st Sgt. Milton Anthony Warden.
"From here to Eternity"

Paul Valery

"You are in love with intelligence, until it frightens you. For your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."

The Wisdom of the Ages

"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Ya ever seen my house?

Ya ever seen my house?
Neither have I Ted! You douchebag.
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

THIS JUST IN...

Apparently, if you're a rich prick, it shows - and not in a good way.
They do tend to be rather tone-deaf as a group so it's not like they'll notice.
Meanwhile, the rest of us can sit and watch - now that we know what to look for.
Especially precious, the "Grooming Behavior".
Are these people really that far behind the evolutionary curve?
I guess so.
I wonder - Do they eat the goodies they find while they're going all Mama Monkey on themselves?

3 comments:

Culpeper said...

I'm not rich and I'm one rude motherfucker. So much for that fucking story. Reminds me a scene from Albino Aligator:

[In a TV interview]
Jenny Ferguson: "Agent Browning, can you shed some light on what's been happening here?"

Agent Browning: "Well, it looks like some goddamn stupid motherfucker has decided to take some poor innocent fucks hostage. Now we've been out here all fucking night trying to deal with this goddamn situation, but there hasn't been a fucking break yet. But we're sure as shit hopeful that everyone will be safe, and that we bring this motherfucker, or motherfuckers, as the case may be, to fucking justice. How's that?"

Oliver Hart-Parr said...

My God!
Such language.
You brush the teeth in that mouth?
I think you ain't as rude as you think.
I thinks you're an undercover sweetie who just want us all to think he's wicked-badass.
Or, maybe you're really a complete dick, thereby invalidating the data that Yahoo so generously put up for us.
I'm rude too, although I like to call it something else. I don't know what right now.
I am a dickhead so...
I'll see you rude motherfucker and raise you two dickheads (do the math).

Culpeper said...

What else are barbarians for?

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