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"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Ya ever seen my house?

Ya ever seen my house?
Neither have I Ted! You douchebag.
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

This guy speaks for me...

...and I'm not even Kenyan. I can prove it.
I have both the long and short form within arms reach. In fact I just scanned one so I can properly report at my initial interview with Social Security tomorrow.
I'm out to become one of those "moochers" like... I don't know... Paul Ryan... Ayn Rand.
But, because Hot Springs Montana is just a stone's throw from Kenya (You can see it from there!), I'm aware that many may think my pissy, malcontent, Scots-Irish schtick is merely a front to conceal my true Islamic heritage.
So I'm prepared to offer proof.
I mean... anyone would wonder, right?... Lou Brock?... Huh?
Just ask, folks. I'll cough it up.
So, apologies to Kevin (It's just a ploy for more fudge - some with almonds this time. Your birthday's coming up by the way, Teletubby. I'm not in the stone age. I'm on FaceBook.) and my new friend, Josh who is a rational, decent man who I have no wish to offend.
But... the hairdo that walked like a (grossly obese) man has gotten his wish.
He's made the country look like idiots - even more so than before - the world over.
The "self-made man" (It's easy when you inherit part of 400 million) has splashed his stupidity over the whole nation.
Thanks, media.
And mostly, thanks, Donald.
You've been very helpful.

Link to the vid on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vX5ueEKsSWc

3 comments:

Andy said...

Dan,
I must say, I'm amazed you let this thing ruffle your feathers, but I guess since I don't do TV I haven't been bludgeoned with it as much as most. Donald Trump is just the male side of the raunch Wal Mart culture that Paris Hilton an Lindsay Lohan lead around by the sweatpants...

Dan brock said...

I don't do TV either so don't mistake amused amazement for ruffled feathers.
I'm not remotely as invested emotionally as this guy being that I'm white and all.
It's just comical to watch the Republicans slowly screwing themselves into the ground.

jeg43 said...

I'm not heart-broken over Trump's actions as the loudest birther, but I am offended and pissed. I agree with the gentleman on the vid and would like to thank you for the post.

My computer doesn't seem to be able to access a link Youtube - could you post a direct link to the vid? I'd like to thank him also.

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