"I don't make hell for nobody. I'm only the instrument of a laughing providence. Sometimes I don't like it myself, but I couldn't help it if I was born smart."

1st Sgt. Milton Anthony Warden.
"From here to Eternity"

Paul Valery

"You are in love with intelligence, until it frightens you. For your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."

The Wisdom of the Ages

"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Ya ever seen my house?

Ya ever seen my house?
Neither have I Ted! You douchebag.
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

There Oughta Be A Law...

...that any conservative, dumb-fuck with the same name as someone cool has to change it to... poopy-pants-stupid. Something like that.

That was Joe Walsh.
Not this sniveling prick.

I rest my case.

2 comments:

Dave Westbrook said...

Like your blog. Cant remember how i found it.Okapi is pretty much standard weapon here-cheap as chips and real easy to operate.Open to correction by trauma units but must account for 80% of stab wounds. Teaching myself a bit of blacksmithing to get my mind off building and maintenance but need to work on a way of NOT making banana knives.Iknow-concentrate and plan properly-boring and no time.Suppose i just like building forges and making fires.
Enjoy your research leads-keep it up

Anonymous said...

Love this site!

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