"I don't make hell for nobody. I'm only the instrument of a laughing providence. Sometimes I don't like it myself, but I couldn't help it if I was born smart."

1st Sgt. Milton Anthony Warden.
"From here to Eternity"

Paul Valery

"You are in love with intelligence, until it frightens you. For your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."

The Wisdom of the Ages

"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Ya ever seen my house?

Ya ever seen my house?
Neither have I Ted! You douchebag.
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Oh My Fucking Christ...

Homeboy... .301?
Ladies and gentlemen, a wonderful exhibition of the patience and professionalism of the Gallatin County sheriff's department - and - what Ron Paul's supporters really look like.

You did a great job, buddy.
FIGHT THE POWER!!!

Q: What do you say to a libertarian you meet at the zoo?

A: Don't cry honey. I'll help you find your Mommy.

PS: Gallatin County, called the Gallatin Gateway due to its tendency to follow the Gallatin River (One of three - along with the Madison and the Jefferson - that come together at Three Forks (Why did they call it that?) to form the Missouri) is where "A River Runs Through It" was filmed. The Big Blackfoot of the book had already been logged enough to be rendered unrecognizable.
Anyway, I say again:
WAY TO GO, HOMIE! YOU STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH.

1 comment:

Andy said...

Haha!
But come on now dan! .301? that's braggin' rights there! The new face of Montana...

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