Lot's of different pics of this sign.

Lot's of different pics of this sign.
"I don't make hell for nobody. I'm only the instrument of a laughing providence. Sometimes I don't like it myself, but I couldn't help it if I was born smart."

1st Sgt. Milton Anthony Warden.
"From here to Eternity"

Paul Valery

"You are in love with intelligence, until it frightens you. For your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."

The Wisdom of the Ages

"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Let's take a break for the stupid...

"It's a glaring statement of the obvious to say that pretty much every problem in the USA right now is the fault of Democrats.

The energy crisis. The Dumb Dems have blocked energy exploration and development at almost every single turn. And now we have a problem because of it.

The economic crisis and the housing market crisis. The Dumb Dems blocked regulation of Fanny and Freddy years ago on fear that it would hurt the poor and keep people homeless... now homeowners are being evicted from their homes, and the credit industry is falling apart... because the Dems were afraid of regulation... and now they want “More Oversight”.

Even the war in Iraq. The Dems were the ones rattling their sabers before the war started, calling for an attack on Iraq... then they voted for it... then they limited it as much as possible and publicly called it a lost cause before ever even letting out boys get up to speed over there. This is why the war effort has dragged on... this is because of Demholes like Harry Reid, who have worked tirelessly to subvert our war efforts.

And still people think it's a good idea to vote for Democrats. One thing is for sure... come November, America will get what we deserve. We either pull out heads out and get McCain and Palin in office, or we are going to be rolling down the shitter like runaway freight train."

You know the ONLY PLACE (not true - unfortunately) you can find this level of "prickwithearsitude"
First off... George, YOU VOTED FOR THE PRESENT IDIOT! Your opinions don't count. I and I'm sure many agree, your Limbaugh-shaded world-view and...odd grasp of history no longer hold water.
The fat's in the fire, sunshine.
So, we, that is the grown-ups are sending you to the remedial class, you and your "literary protege", the Monster Hunter .
The Hunter mentioned above is "Larry the goateed, Mormon, gun-shop employee" - Another one? Is this some sort of a fucking movement or what?
I wouldn't be too hard on him but for the fact he just grates on me.
His stated purpose in his blog is on one hand quite legitimate. He wants to shill his book. No flies on that. Flogging the goods, that's what I'm doing here (really).
But his other purpose, to "make fun of stupid people"... God, he's making it too easy.
So, with that I quit. I'll be up all night poking at these morons if I don't draw the line somewhere.
So, read, be amused.
And think!
Heed the Ogre's warning (mixed metaphor incl.) "...rolling down the shitter like a runaway freight train". (it needed the italics, didn't it?)

Woe... Woe...

It is because of the Lord's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not.
They are new every morning; great is thy faithfulness.

Lamentations 3:23-3


Culpeper said...

Pay no attention to anyone that has to abbreviate, "Dumb Democrats" with, "Dumb Dems" more than once. I saw on 60 minutes tonight Nancy Pelosi blaming the whole thing on the Republicans. But at least she used the whole word. I mean, she could have said, "Dumb Reps", but she didn't, and I thank her for that. Plus, she looks good with pearls not to mention her last name would be a good name for a sausage company. Pelosi Sausage. I sort of like the ring to that.

Dan, I hate to break the news to you but Mike Stewart of Bark River Knife & Tool Co., has been outed as a convicted felon for bank fraud and is currently being slandered by several members of all the clubs he enjoys so much. Go figure. Anyway, serves him right. The nerve of that guy naming a knife after Daniel Boone. Where does he come off at? I want to be there.

Andy said...

Guess you pissed of Larry at MHI, but he gives a civil and well grounded retort.
Are you "bitter" Dan?
I know, I know, I've gotta bring that wakizashi by...

Oliver Hart-Parr said...

Re Mike Stewart...
Lo, how the mighty are fallen.
Andy, Thanks for the heads-up.
I'll be on the lookout for suspicious goatees.
Just stopped over to the Monster Hunter's shop and tried to smooth things over a little.
Apparently I often want to be a bigger prick than I'm willing to actually be in the final analysis.
Go figure.

Anonymous said...

Actually Larry just thought you were a basic retard. We've had many a laugh at your expence. Come on using his religion to profane him. You wouldn't be a bigot would you?

Oliver Hart-Parr said...

Who is this??
Really, you wouldn't be a chickenshit would you?
Don't answer. Just trying to make you think.
As if the good opinion of people like you, without a name behind their oh-so-well-though-out opinions, matters to me.
Notice, I posted this, dumbshit.
What a puss.
Grow a backbone

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