1893 Grand Exhibition. The world's intro to PBR, hot dogs, ice cream cones and the Ferris Wheel.

1893 Grand Exhibition. The world's intro to PBR, hot dogs, ice cream cones and the Ferris Wheel.
A view through the wheel. The black, horizontal line is the axle, the single largest forging to that time.
"I don't make hell for nobody. I'm only the instrument of a laughing providence. Sometimes I don't like it myself, but I couldn't help it if I was born smart."

1st Sgt. Milton Anthony Warden.
"From here to Eternity"

Paul Valery

"You are in love with intelligence, until it frightens you. For your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."

The Wisdom of the Ages

"When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, 'All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed',"

Mikhail Kalashnikov
"Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it."

Zapp Brannigan

Friday, January 30, 2009

BIRTHDAY BOY!



Sixty-eight years young (as Paul Harvey used to say).
He's aquarius, girls, which wouldn't have been my guess.
But for a time machine and a condom...
I'm generally against abortion but this guy makes a strong case for retroactive ones.
I'm thinking around 100 years for a statute of limitations.

2 comments:

Assrot said...

Aquarius huh? I'd have taken him for a Cancer.

:-)

Joe

Assrot said...

What luck heh? I just realized this ass clown was born the same day as my wife (although not the same year) and now my most recent grandaughter has the same birthday too.

God I hope it's not a bad omen.

Please allow me to go a little off topic here and say that I'm proud to announce the birth of my 6th grandchild. Check out my blog for pictures.

I'm also sad to say I lost one of my best four-legged friends. If you have a moment, please talk to what ever higher power you believe in and ask them to treat his soul kindly.

Joe

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