"Mouth Rape" Available Here

Every now and then I worry that Caribou Barbie will actually get traction.
Then I watch something like this...

Check out the clown with the "I'm a Right-Wing Lunatic" sign (1:36).
It's hard to know who these dinks are sometmes, so it's nice he's being so helpful.
Thanks Bro.
"Out of wedlock"? What century is this?
Let me just say, as the proud father of three bastards, it's nice to know there are people out there guarding our morals.
I was also happy to hear that the economy will improve if we "...just clean the house".
And here I'd thought the only bennie would be the ability to find shit (She shows up right after "right-wing-lunatic-guy").
It's almost hard to poke fun at these people. They make it so easy.
But Todd was pretty pissed.
He even looked up "despicable", a word frequently used by Daffy Duck, to describe that lowlife, Letterman.
I'll bet he's ready to head on down to Connecticut and rape Dave with his mouth.

Omega-con definition time: Public Figure.
"Public figure is a legal term applied in the context of defamation actions (libel and slander) as well as invasion of privacy. A public figure (such as a politician, celebrity, or business leader) cannot base a lawsuit on incorrect harmful statements unless there is proof that the writer or publisher acted with malice (knowledge or reckless disregard for the truth). The burden of proof is higher in the case of a public figure."

This ain't the cheer-leading squad, sweetie.
It's a hard old world out there.
And I don't even like David Letterman. He's on too late.
Olive Garden? What?